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Can You ‘Ear Me Now?

Can You ‘Ear Me Now?

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 24031 – 1330

Here’s the haps:

I tend to keep a lot of tabs open, especially if I read or see something I might want to blog about later. The problem is, I don’t always remember how I wound up looking the thing up to begin with (My settings are to reopen the last pages I was on, so I currently have 32 tabs open, chock full of ideas I want to blog about). It’s not in me to just close them and forget about them; I have to re-read the page before I can close it, and if it’s an idea I like, I will just leave it open. With this piece, I don’t remember why I was looking this up at all.

I think I was looking up the main topic of this post because I saw, in passing somewhere, that someone was offended. As Gomer Pyle would say, “Sur-prise, Sur-prise!” Nowadays, everybody’s offended by something and very easily too, it seems. What happened, in February of 2022 was that a museum or art gallery or some such in London had a display of Vincent Van Gogh artworks. So far, so good. But in their gift shop was a product called an “Earaser” which had the tagline, “Gogh and erase your mistakes.” It’s just an eraser (For my UK-English speakers, it’s a rubber, i.e., an object used to rub out or erase mistakes) shaped, as you might guess, like an ear.

The outcry was, of course, “How could they be so insensitive‽‽‽ Don’t they know that the poor man was suffering from mental illness and depression‽‽‽ Are they mocking the mentally ill‽‽‽” Now, I grew up in a home where my one parent was in and out of mental hospitals, and I have also told you that I have suffered mental illness and depression as well. I touched on it a bit in the post called A Dark Epiphany back in June 2020. Mental illness, depression, suicide, etc. are no laughing matters. At all.

I said all that to qualify my next statement. I think it’s a really funny product and very clever and is not about any of those dark things at all. But I can also see where, depending on your tastes and sense of humor, someone could just as easily say it’s tacky and rude. They are still manufactured and sold by a company called Fred, which I had never heard of before. If you go there, please be aware that some of the products do display vulgarities, but by and large, they have a really clever line of products, many of which would make great white elephant exchange gifts.

As I’ve stated often enough, I know and understand very little about art but yet some things are just bizarre to me. In 2015, an artist, working with some MIT scientists, developed this:

It’s a piece of art by Diemut Strebe called Sugababe. It is a living ear, grown from Vincent Van Gogh’s DNA found on a postage stamp he licked and from cells from his great-great-grand-nephew. The display has a microphone that you can speak into but I’m not sure why. Anyway, I’m sure Dr. Frankenstein would be very, very interested. I was interested (but not surprised) to learn that none of the Van Gogh descendants wants to have the thing.

Comments

16 responses to “Can You ‘Ear Me Now?”

  1. J P Avatar

    I’m glad I got to this post when I did. This sort of thing should be read early. Had you put this out on Halloween, I could have read it early and earily.

    Too many lack the ability to laugh at things. Laughter is sometimes necessary to get through life’s tragedies.

    1. bluebird of bitterness Avatar

      I hear you (pun intended).

      1. Herb Avatar

        😆

    2. Herb Avatar

      I should have saved it and accompanied it with some earie music.

  2.  Avatar
    Anonymous

    ““How could they be so insensitive‽‽‽ Don’t they know that the poor man was suffering from mental illness and depression‽‽‽” Well, the poor man has been dead for 135 years, so I don’t think he cares… and he really is the only one who should have a legitimate opinion on the eraser…

    We used to have a set of Fred ABC Cookie Cutters. “ABC” stands for Already Been Chewed – one cutter didn’t have a head, one didn’t have an arm, and one was missing a leg.

    1. Herb Avatar

      I only just now discovered Fred and I really like it. The ABC cookie cutters sound great.

  3. Amusives Avatar

    … and I forgot to click the ‘W’ button so that you would know the Cookie Cutter comment was from me. Drat.

    1. Herb Avatar

      I haven’t found a good way to fix that part, either.

  4. Lilu Avatar

    Sometimes your words hit the mark

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol, thank you!

  5. John Avatar

    Fascinating….but people’s perceptions about vulgarity and acceptability are always tied to a mixture of their own personal bias and that of the community “Horde” in which reside and to which they most strongly relate.

    1. Herb Avatar

      That is true. But there used to be a common ground on some things that has eroded away.

  6. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    When I returned to your site to make a comment on your more recent post, I noticed I had missed this one. In an eary coincidence, yesterday I sent Thanksgiving texts to family and friends who I would not see in person. The texts included a staged photo from last March of two of my teenage grandkids. One was looking very confused speaking into an old fashioned pay phone. His sister right behind him was screaming into her cell phone. I captioned it “Can you hear me now?” And I added your Thanksgiving “set your scales back 15 pounds” line! I think I am channeling you both consciously and subconsciously.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Wow! Great minds work alike and so do demented ones?

  7. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    I think my longer comment evaporated but the gist was that I used a March photo of two grandchildren screaming into a pay phone and a cell phone with the caption, “Can you hear me now? I seem to be channeling you Herb!

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. I did see the other comment. I was hoping to have at least the comments section fixed.

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