Category: Humor
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It Got Here Yesterday And I Missed It
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23055 – 1085 Here’s the haps: Spring is sprungThe grass is rizI wonder where them boidies is?They claim, I hoid,The Boid is on the wingBut that’s absoidI know the wing is on the boid. That poem was listed in several places as the Bronx anthem to Spring or…
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Stab Your Salad 23 Times
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23048 – 1082 Here’s the haps: Today is the fifteenth of March. Day number 74 of this year which is exactly 20% over. I had this thought about the middle of this month, it was one of my ideas of March. Today the weather is very pleasant and…
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Math Lovers Should Get Today Off
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23047 – 1081 Here’s the haps: Today, 3.14 is National Pi Day which we probably don’t want to confuse with National Pie Day, 1.23.
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Mudgeonly Monday Meme Dump
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23039 – 1079 Here’s the haps: So I just wasn’t feeling all that curmudgeonly today. I have a good life and a lot to be thankful for. Oh, I could find stuff to complain about, but I’m just not feeling it. I had started a category called Curmudgeonly…
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Bit Off More Than He Could Chew‽
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 223035 – 1077 Here’s the haps: One of my favorite comic strips is Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis. Yes, before you criticize, I am aware that he can be vulgar (which is not all the time) but he is also genuinely funny. I especially love his puns…
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Wring In The New
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 223028 – 1074 Here’s the haps: I cannot imagine being a learner of English. What a tedious, impossible(‽) task. What have I wrought in my writing? Was it all for naught or was it rot or wrought? I was fraught with excitement at the idea of being taught…
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Celebrate The Holiday With Biscuits And Pork Sausage Gravy
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22307 – 1068 Here’s the haps: I am feeling quite a bit better, thank you all so much for your thoughts and prayers. Mrs. Herb is still under the weather but so far (thankfully) T.N.T. has not been hit too hard. Now, for those of you across the…
