The Haps With Herb

There are more than 600 million blogs on the internet. Thanks for stopping by!

New Year, New You – Or, Er, Not

New Year, New You – Or, Er, Not

Only by

Herb

•

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23346 – 1188

Here’s The Haps:

Well, the year 2024 is about a week old and here I am, looking back over things I promised myself last year and the year before that, ad infinitum. But this year will be different. This year I am going to set goals I know I can reach:

Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Gain weight.
Read less.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Personal goal: Don’t bring back disco.
Create loose ends.
Get more toys.
Spread out priorities beyond the ability to keep track of them.
Focus on the faults of others.
Mope about my own faults.
Never make New Year’s resolutions again.

•

, , ,

Comments

31 responses to “New Year, New You – Or, Er, Not”

  1. Sandee Avatar
    Sandee

    Great list of things one can actually do. You made me laugh out loud.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Happy to be of service, lol.

      Reply
  2. Jacqui Murray Avatar
    Jacqui Murray

    Sent the squirrel meme around. Lots of laughs over here.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Every time I read it I still laugh like it’s brand new.

      Reply
  3. Carl D'Agostino Avatar
    Carl D’Agostino

    I’m already on a roll. My labwork from Friday came back. My A1C went from 7.3 to 7.2 !

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      There ya go! 😁

      Reply
  4. colinmcqueen Avatar
    colinmcqueen

    A wonderful (and worthy) set of goals that I hope you will allow me to share…

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Please feel free!

      Reply
  5. C.A. Post Avatar
    C.A. Post

    I did NOT know that about squirrels! THANX for the warning‼️🤠

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      😂🤣

      Reply
  6. dumbestblogger Avatar
    dumbestblogger

    I have never lit a squirrel on fire.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      I never have, either. I think you’d have to be kind of squirrely to do that.

      Reply
      1. dumbestblogger Avatar
        dumbestblogger

        I agree.

        Reply
  7. Geoff Stamper Avatar
    Geoff Stamper

    Now I cannot wait for 2025. You gave me terrific Resolutions to borrow.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Wow, procrastinating until next year‽‽‽ that’s pretty good!

      Reply
  8. Avatar
    Anonymous

    Have a wonderful day.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Thank you!

      Reply
  9. John Avatar
    John

    Your resolutions sound almost exactly like my own.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      lol. Easier to keep!

      Reply
  10. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
    Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

    LOve the resolutions. However ther trick is to set the squirrel before you put it in your mouth, Also add a bit of BBQ sauce. Yummy 🤣🙃😎

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      😂🤣😂

      Reply
  11. MichaelStephenWills Avatar
    MichaelStephenWills

    Another great collection of corny memes. Thanks Herb. Good luck with those resolutions.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Thanks. I think I can make it this year, lol.

      Reply
  12. Sarah Angleton Avatar
    Sarah Angleton

    I keep meaning to get better at procrastination.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      There’s always tomorrow.

      Reply
  13. Anuran & Sayoni Avatar
    Anuran & Sayoni

    Humours and so wholesome

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Thank you. I try to keep it clean.

      Reply
  14. Petra Avatar
    Petra

    Those sound like extremely achievable goals! Also, happy 2024

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Thank you! You too.

      Reply
  15. J P Avatar
    J P

    This is the best list of resolutions I have seen! I will personally resolve to not smoke a single squirrel. Especially when Camels are so much more docile when afire in the mouth.

    Reply
    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      😂🤣🤣😂

      Reply

I like comments and try to respond to them all if I can:

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Herb Avatar
“I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn, and a king / I’ve been up and down and over and out and I know one thing / Each time I find myself flat on my face / I pick myself up and get back in the race” Frank Sinatra – That’s Life
This is the face Grandpa makes when Alex hugs him
Christmas 2023

Discover more from The Haps With Herb

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading

Verified by ExactMetrics