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Category: Humor

  • Roswell, New Mexico, USA on the Blogging A – Z Challenge

    Roswell, New Mexico, USA on the Blogging A – Z Challenge

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    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23085 – 1110 Here’s the haps: Before I begin I do have to say that I think it’s crazy that by 1969 people were so ignorant of their own geography that the state of New Mexico had to add the letters USA to their license plate so people…

  • Major Meme Dump Before April Fills Up

    Major Meme Dump Before April Fills Up

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    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23063 – 1089 Here’s the haps: Since I am planning on doing the blogging a – z challenge starting Saturday and doing the Nice On The ‘Net segments on Sundays, April is used up. Of course, we know that as Robert Burns said, “The best laid schemes of…

  • It Got Here Yesterday And I Missed It

    It Got Here Yesterday And I Missed It

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    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23055 – 1085 Here’s the haps: Spring is sprungThe grass is rizI wonder where them boidies is?They claim, I hoid,The Boid is on the wingBut that’s absoidI know the wing is on the boid. That poem was listed in several places as the Bronx anthem to Spring or…

  • Stab Your Salad 23 Times

    Stab Your Salad 23 Times

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    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23048 – 1082 Here’s the haps: Today is the fifteenth of March. Day number 74 of this year which is exactly 20% over. I had this thought about the middle of this month, it was one of my ideas of March. Today the weather is very pleasant and…

  • Math Lovers Should Get Today Off

    Math Lovers Should Get Today Off

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    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23047 – 1081 Here’s the haps: Today, 3.14 is National Pi Day which we probably don’t want to confuse with National Pie Day, 1.23.

  • Mudgeonly Monday Meme Dump

    Mudgeonly Monday Meme Dump

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    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23039 – 1079 Here’s the haps: So I just wasn’t feeling all that curmudgeonly today. I have a good life and a lot to be thankful for. Oh, I could find stuff to complain about, but I’m just not feeling it. I had started a category called Curmudgeonly…

  • Bit Off More Than He Could Chew‽

    Bit Off More Than He Could Chew‽

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    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 223035 – 1077 Here’s the haps: One of my favorite comic strips is Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis. Yes, before you criticize, I am aware that he can be vulgar (which is not all the time) but he is also genuinely funny. I especially love his puns…

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