Author: Herb

  • Breaking News – Something Sweet‽  Is Augustus Gloop Really A Nincompoop‽

    Breaking News – Something Sweet‽ Is Augustus Gloop Really A Nincompoop‽

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22868 – 997 Here’s the haps: Well, I somehow missed a major, significant news story in June. Two employees at an M & M Mars factory fell into a vat of chocolate. Now I want to know, how does something like this happen? I mean, I know what…

  • Biden Fans, Please Don’t Stop, You Will Be Offended – MAGA Republican Here

    Biden Fans, Please Don’t Stop, You Will Be Offended – MAGA Republican Here

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22858 – 996 Here’s the haps: Yeah. I’m done. I believe in Making America Great Again. President Creepy Joe can call me an extremist or terrorist or whatever he wants but after his hate-filled fiery speech, complete with red backlighting to give an even more dark look and…

  • “Feelin’ Froggy? Then Eat A Live Frog,” Mark Twain?

    “Feelin’ Froggy? Then Eat A Live Frog,” Mark Twain?

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22851 – 995 Here’s the haps: I was visiting someone’s blog a while ago and they quoted Mark Twain as saying, “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs,…

  • You Are About To Open 16 Tabs or I Have Decided AI Is Too Stupid To Be Feared, Yet

    You Are About To Open 16 Tabs or I Have Decided AI Is Too Stupid To Be Feared, Yet

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22833 – 994 Here’s the haps: I got this new journal from Amazon the other day because I really liked the cover. It was one of those things that just jumped right off the page and said, “BUY ME!” I worked for a big-name insurance company in the…

  • Meme Dump

    Meme Dump

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22824 – 993 Here’s the haps: We have been battling sickness here and I have been off of work. At first, it was Covid but for me, it turned into a very nasty bronchitis with a very severe cough. I’ve been to the doctor three times but it’s…

  • I SAID HOLD THE PICKLE!!!  I Will Teach You Art For A Mere $5,000

    I SAID HOLD THE PICKLE!!! I Will Teach You Art For A Mere $5,000

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22819 – 992 Here’s the haps: First, please let me apologize in advance, I have not researched this post as much as some I’ve done but to be fair, I really didn’t care that much except for how absurd the world actually is. TNT and Mrs. Herb and…

  • Some Things, Like Toys, Are Built Better Than Others

    Some Things, Like Toys, Are Built Better Than Others

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22813 – 991 Here’s the haps: So, the two-year-old grandson was here today. They come frequently and I am blessed in that I get the chance to see my grandkids on a fairly regular basis even though I don’t always chronicle every visit. Grandchildren are God’s reward to…

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