Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23900 – 1324
Greetings to all of you, my Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foes, and Everybody Else,
Discussion these days around the place have been focused on this topic. I have curated another baker’s dozen of memes for your enjoyment, along with this scene about Abbott and Costello in a sporting goods store:
Shopkeeper with tape measure to Lou Costello: My, you’re certainly a pudgy little rascal, aren’t you? Aren’t you overweight?
Lou: Mm-hm. I’m about a hundred and twenty pounds overweight. But I’m going back to my normal weight.
Shopkeeper: Oh? What’s normal?
Lou: About sixty pounds overweight.
Abbott: You know, Lou, you really should go on a diet. Er, of course you know what a diet is, don’t you?
Lou: Sure! That’s where you can eat as much as you want of everything you don’t like.
Shopkeeper: You know, if you really want to lose weight, you ought to try exercising with a couple of dumbbells.
Lou: Okay. I’m ready whenever you and Abbott are.
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