Some People Love What They Do And Never Retire

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23848 – 1287

Dear Bloghoppers, Blogfrogs, Gentle Readers, Rough and Tumble Readers, and New and Old Followers,

Here’s the Haps:

I like lists like this. They’re easy to compile, fun to do, and (hopefully) entertaining. I do wonder what OLD BLOGGERS do, though?

OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance.

OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part.

OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest.

OLD BINGO PLAYERS never die, they just wait until their number comes up.

OLD BOOTLEGGERS never die, they just keep still.

OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive.

OLD DRIVING INSTRUCTORS never die, they just come to a full stop.

OLD EXTERMINATORS never die, they just bug out.

OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe.

OLD KLEPTOMANIACS never die, they just can’t help themselves.

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out.

OLD POSTMEN never die, they just lose their zip.

OLD PYROMANIACS never die, they just lose their spark.

OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away.

OLD SNACK VENDORS never die, they just cash in their chips.

OLD TREE SURGEONS never die, they just pine away.

OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip.