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Art At Its Finest

Art At Its Finest

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23645 – 1223

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One of the things about writing to an audience that is much more educated than you are is that you always know there’s somebody out there who actually knows what they’re talking about. I’m not that guy. I’m not educated like that however I think that, over the years, I have maybe gained a few street smarts, and I probably have seen some scams in my time and I think that I can tell you I know a scam when I see one.

However, I also know that I may be talking out of my hat because there are so many of my followers, my readers here that do have education and high education and that some of you guys probably know a lot more about art than what I ever will. I do know when I like what I’m looking at and I know when I am not even going to ever understand what I’m looking at because it just makes no sense. I also know a scam when I see one. Not all scammers are Nigerian princes.

And if I may go on record, I do not hate all art and I do not think that all art is worthless. One of the most beautiful pieces of art that I can think of right off the top of my head is Winslow Homer’s The Veteran In A New Field. From the first time I saw it I thought that this was just an awesome painting:

In 2019 I wrote about a piece of art  that was that was just amazing and incredible and then a couple years later, in 2022, I wrote another about a different piece of art and folks, I think I am really in the wrong business.

In the 2019 post I spoke about a piece of art that was called “Comedian” by an artist named Maurizio Cattelan. It was a banana duct taped to a wall. At that time when I wrote the first blog post it had sold for $120,000 US at an art museum in Miami. At the time I offered to my readers a homemade craft kit for only $60,000 plus free shipping. You guys should have taken me up on it when you had the opportunity.  Catellan’s piece, to my idea appropriately called “Comedian,” is going on auction at Sotheby’s for 1 million to one and a half million dollars, US. You don’t get the original banana or any banana, you get a roll of duct tape, official instructions for installing the work, and a certificate of authenticity from the artist.

I say its name, “Comedian” is appropriate because somebody is laughing all the way to the bank.

I’m sorry, but serious things like anything by Winslow Homer are real art. Of course, I think there should always be room for things like this, Coolidge’s “Dogs Playing Poker – A Friend In Need,” which is real art as well:

Comments

16 responses to “Art At Its Finest”

  1. Marty the Writer... Avatar

    Dogs playing poker is a classic!

    1. Herb Avatar

      I’ve always thought so.

  2. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    That is so funny, Herb. My Dad was an amateur painter. I am looking at a portrait he did of me when I was five years old. I can only draw stick figures. He decided to be a Jackson Pollock imitator and my Dad’s abstract expressionist paintings hang in my house as well. But I much prefer the portraits he did like the one of his father-in-law. By the way, you can call it street smarts but you are well educated!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Thank you, sir. I take that as high praise indeed. Jackson Pollock is another one I don’t get.

  3. Jacqui Murray Avatar

    I’m with you–often confused by what quality art is. Hunter Biden’s art bamboozled me.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Me too, for sure.

  4. ParentingIsFunny Avatar

    I remember hearing about that banana thing. So absolutely absurd. Why, people? Why? Your Winslow Homer painting is really nice. It’s peaceful and truly art. I’m less certain about Dogs Playing Poker. That has been in so many sitcoms and movies, it seems. It’s iconic, I guess.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Dogs playing poker has gotten a lot of exposure for sure. There are several paintings in a series that were made (I don’t remember the number offhand) and I think it’s just that they are whimsical and the anthropomorphism is at just the right level. But yes, of the two I would definitely pick Homer as art.

  5. Margy Avatar
    Margy

    There are a lot of highly educated young people who now have a lot of debt and no job. Educated does not always mean smart, I guess.

    1. Herb Avatar

      There is a lot of truth in what you say.

  6. boromax Avatar

    First of all, Herb: what Geoff said (about you being well educated). ‘Art’ amazes me with its breadth and width and height. Incredible. I even (sort of) get the absurdist variety – but… BUT… $1M+ for duct tape, banana, and a certificate? Nah.

    1. Herb Avatar

      “The emperor is not wearing any clothes!”

  7. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    I don’t understand it either. It blows my mind what people pay money for. 🤣😎🙃

    1. Herb Avatar

      🤔Maybe we should go into the art biz…

      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

        I tried that, but the critics said my banana was rotten. 🤣😎🙃

        1. Herb Avatar

          That happened to my buddy in the army…😁😉🙃

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