Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23346 – 1188
Here’s The Haps:
Well, the year 2024 is about a week old and here I am, looking back over things I promised myself last year and the year before that, ad infinitum. But this year will be different. This year I am going to set goals I know I can reach:
Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Gain weight.
Read less.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Personal goal: Don’t bring back disco.
Create loose ends.
Get more toys.
Spread out priorities beyond the ability to keep track of them.
Focus on the faults of others.
Mope about my own faults.
Never make New Year’s resolutions again.
Comments
31 responses to “New Year, New You – Or, Er, Not”
Great list of things one can actually do. You made me laugh out loud.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
Happy to be of service, lol.
Sent the squirrel meme around. Lots of laughs over here.
Every time I read it I still laugh like it’s brand new.
I’m already on a roll. My labwork from Friday came back. My A1C went from 7.3 to 7.2 !
There ya go! 😁
A wonderful (and worthy) set of goals that I hope you will allow me to share…
Please feel free!
I did NOT know that about squirrels! THANX for the warning‼️🤠
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I have never lit a squirrel on fire.
I never have, either. I think you’d have to be kind of squirrely to do that.
I agree.
Now I cannot wait for 2025. You gave me terrific Resolutions to borrow.
Wow, procrastinating until next year‽‽‽ that’s pretty good!
Have a wonderful day.
Thank you!
Your resolutions sound almost exactly like my own.
lol. Easier to keep!
LOve the resolutions. However ther trick is to set the squirrel before you put it in your mouth, Also add a bit of BBQ sauce. Yummy 🤣🙃😎
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Another great collection of corny memes. Thanks Herb. Good luck with those resolutions.
Thanks. I think I can make it this year, lol.
I keep meaning to get better at procrastination.
There’s always tomorrow.
Humours and so wholesome
Thank you. I try to keep it clean.
Those sound like extremely achievable goals! Also, happy 2024
Thank you! You too.
This is the best list of resolutions I have seen! I will personally resolve to not smoke a single squirrel. Especially when Camels are so much more docile when afire in the mouth.
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