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I Must Reprimand The Chauffeur – The Warranties Are Expired‽

I Must Reprimand The Chauffeur – The Warranties Are Expired‽

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I have found a way that worked for a week or two getting the car warranty people to leave me be. I went through the recording and got to the part where I could talk to a live person. I then told the representative that I was confused. “I have two cars and I wonder which one it is that the warranty has lapsed on.” “Oh, you have two cars?” You could hear the “Cha-ching!” in his voice. “Yes. Is the problem with the Rolls or the Bentley?” Loud click. I didn’t get a call for almost two weeks.

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21 responses to “I Must Reprimand The Chauffeur – The Warranties Are Expired‽”

  1. achme24gmailcom Avatar
    achme24gmailcom

    Yes! Best car ever!

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      I like it but I can’t drive it. The warranty’s expired.

      Reply
  2. Tony Laplume Avatar
    Tony Laplume

    Hey, I get these, too!

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      I don’t know anyone who hasn’t gotten them at least once in a while.

      Reply
  3. Jim Borden Avatar
    Jim Borden

    some salespeople are relenltess

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Relentless can be ridiculous.

      Reply
      1. Jim Borden Avatar
        Jim Borden

        yes, sometimes relentless is a good attribute to have, othertimes not so much…

        Reply
  4. Bruce Goodman Avatar
    Bruce Goodman

    I get emails – reminding me to renew a car warrant for a vehicle I sold 18 years ago!

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      That’s funny. My daughter gets them in the regular mail for a car she never owned but took to the shop for someone about five years ago.

      Reply
  5. Geoff Stamper Avatar
    Geoff Stamper

    So I shouldn’t be signing up for these warranties?

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Maybe for your lower end cars like your Mercedes and your Beamer. Your Lamborghini and Mazeratti should have their own.

      Reply
  6. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
    Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

    True story My car is twenty years old. I was angry once so when they called i pressed the button to say yes they asked for the year and make, and I told them. They didn’t believe me so they asked me to speak to a supervisor. She spoke down to me as if I was lying to her and demanded the VIN I told her She got confused and said i didn’t qualify I said i knew the warranty expired 15 years ago!!
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    Laugh today You wouldn’t want to miss the chance

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Hahahaha! Good one. They deserved it.

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      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
        Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

        I love to waste peoples time 😂😂💀

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  7. dumbestblogger Avatar
    dumbestblogger

    I heard that when Alexander Graham Bell made the telephone he was still riding around on his T. Rex.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Well, that’s a common misconception. It was his wooly mammoth.

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      1. dumbestblogger Avatar
        dumbestblogger

        Ah.

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  8. haoyando Avatar
    haoyando

    I think this kind of phone calls have increased a lot for the last two or three years. Now that most of our friends’ call are through social media, the incoming calls are usually the junk calls.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      It sure seems that way some days.

      Reply
  9. J P Avatar
    J P

    Why can’t we buy warranty coverage for elected politicians? I would happily sign up.

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    1. Herb Avatar
      Herb

      Hah! There’s an idea.

      Reply

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