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Aarrrrrggggghhhhh! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day this day, me hearties! So, abandon ship and surrender to yer pirate-y lingo. If ye be a likely lad or lass but need help understandin’ any of it, sure and ya kin go here for some fun glossaries, translators and name generators ITALPD.
My pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Vane
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that’s okay, because it’s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
“I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn, and a king /
I’ve been up and down and over and out and I know one thing /
Each time I find myself flat on my face / I pick myself up and get back in the race”
Frank Sinatra – That’s Life
This is the face Grandpa makes when Alex hugs himChristmas 2023
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