Category: Humor
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An Issue With The Old Stuff
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I was looking at the notifications that go out when I post something and can see a potential issue with the reposts. It seems it could be easy to confuse some of the old posts with new posts if a person just clicks the link and reads, so I will…
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Had A Procedure
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Not going into details but some procedures, no matter how routine, take a lot out of you. But I passed and don’t have to do it again for another ten years, so that’s cool. Where’d She Go? The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from…
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Talking To A Bush
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TALKING TO A BUSH George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the…
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You Can Buy Anything Online
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Well, I learned something the other day which I shared with some of you via e-mail already but thought the rest of you might be interested to know. You can buy Uranium online at Amazon. It is U-238 which is not fissionable and therefore legal to buy. No special license…
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Test Of Notification System
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I received 4 email notifications of a new post but did not receive a 5th for the last part of the story. Located here: https://thehapswithherb.com/hadji-replies-with-pics/ it shows up in the archive but no e-mail went out for whatever reason. This is going out to test the system. So many items…
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But What About Mathematicians?
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men: One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the…
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Safe Driving
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car — both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be…
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A Sobriety Test and A Dog Named Mace
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Sobriety Test A Connecticut trooper pulled a car over for speeding about 20 miles from the N.Y. line on I-95. When the officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to White Plains to do…
