Category: Humor
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The Elite Blogger
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Yep. That’s me! Hahahaha! As if I believe Word Press. But they did award me with this cute little graphic. I did a brief search on the internet for 1337 and found this: leet/lēt/Nounnoun: 1337an informal language or code used on the Internet, in which standard letters are often replaced…
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Speed Trap
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I used to get an e-mail newsletter called the Humor Highway and I found this story in an e-mail from Feb 4, 2002. A man was driving along a rural Alabama road in his beat-up old Dodge when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the…
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Limp Duck
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinarian. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your pet has passed…
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Mudgeonly Monday – Why We Need Technology
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I found this in a folder of items copied from a 3.5 floppy to an external hard drive. The date on the original e-mail was 5/14/99. I wonder if they had the technology of today way back in those ancient times if this joke would have made it. Actually, I…
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Assorted Funnies
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I’m going to make a humor blog, but I haven’t decided exactly when. Here are a few free samples, mainly because I don’t really have anything to write about or post at this very moment. Tomorrow is the National Home-school Tornado Drill. Lock your kids in the basement until you…
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Double-Dog Dare
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As some of you will recall and/or know firsthand, or read the entry last month called, “Family,” I take family seriously and have a kind of extended bunch who are my family whether either of us likes it or not. Generally speaking, most of the time, I think we all…
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Throw-It-Back-Thursday (On Friday!) Businesses Announcing Mergers
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There has been a lot of turmoil and there have been many shake-ups in different industries. In fact many strange mergers are in the works and we may see some strange things. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale,…
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Essential Employee – Me
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I was reading about how Walmart and some other big retailers are providing bonuses and/or hazard pay to employees on the front lines. I asked what we were going to get. “Oh, we just get that letter from the CEO.” “What letter?” “You didn’t get the letter?” “No.” “Well, it…
