Category: Humor
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Please Don’t Eat The Daisies and Please Don’t Buy The Roses – A Flowery Fiendish Conspiracy (Just In Time To Save Valentine’s Day)
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22289 – 786: Here’s the haps: Dearly Beloved Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foundlings and Fortunate (or Un) Creatures who may have stumbled up this blog, Greetings! Salutations! Hi there! Apologies for not getting here sooner. If I don’t have the commitment to write every day, this is what…
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Dear Telephone Solicitor Wanting Business With Me, No, My Call Is NOT Important To You Or You’d Answer The Phone OR Don’t Call Us, Child, We’ll Call You
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22275 – 784: Here’s the haps: I am old-fashioned about a lot of things. We live in a society today of rudeness and telephones are one of the worst places for lacking manners. And it isn’t just that people have no sense of decency or privacy and…
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iSick
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22273 – 783: Here’s the haps: Dear Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foes, Foundlings, Fashionistas, and Escaped Laboratory Rats, Greetings, salutations and hi there. I have been feeling puny these last few days and got a test for Covid, which turned out to be positive. Thankfully I haven’t had…
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Art Vegan – Health Inspector
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22266 – 782: Here’s the haps: “Not again!” Art Vegan was really, really annoyed. His job as health inspector left so much room for jokes on his name that he was very touchy about it. “Hey, Art! What do Vegan zombies eat? GRAAIIINNNSSS!!!” “Hey, Art! Can I…
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Word Press Algorithm Writing Prompts
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22261 – 780: Here’s the haps: I recently started following the blog of an author and poet named Chel Owens at a site called, strangely enough, chelowens.com. I haven’t read all of her stuff yet but I have liked what I’ve seen so far. She does occasional…
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One Drug Lord Changed His Whole Country Forever And Where IS Rowdy Yates When You Need Him?
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22259 – 779: Here’s the haps: “One hippopotamiCannot get on a busBecause one hippopotamiIs two hippopotamus” Allan Sherman I thought I would do something serious for a change and talk about a real issue that a lot of people don’t know exists, Columbian Hippopotami. My daughter has…
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A Blogiquette Question
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22254 – 777: Here’s the haps: Some of my readers have been with me for the long haul and some have just started following me. Some are very modern and up-to-the-minute on all things internet and others, well, maybe not-so-much. As I mentioned in a different post…
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I Just Really Love Cold Water
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Before anything else, I’d just like to say I want to cancel my subscription to 2021. I’ve experienced the seven-day free trial and I’m not interested. Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22252 – 776: Here’s the haps: As I have been thinking about this memoir project and trying to decide what to…
