Category: Humor
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Getting Paid To Care About What I Care About – Family Members
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22315 – 798: Here’s the haps: There is a cloud to every silver lining but, truth be told, the opposite, more positive side is true as well. Because Daughter is going to need someone to help her with some of what the health care system refers to as…
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Please Allow Me To Repeat Myself All Over Again Repetitively
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22314 – 797: Here’s the haps: I know I only posted this in July of last year but I wanted to repeat it over again. I hope you don’t mind my re-posting this one. Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22089-659: Hello. Hi there. I’m from the bureau of repetitive redundancies…
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I Sold That Ugly Suit In The Window
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22313 – 796: Here’s the haps: When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.“Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that…
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Feelin’ A Lot Better But Not Quite Feelin’ Groovy – Throw It Back Thursday On A Mudgeonly Monday
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(This post was scheduled for this Herbdate for 3/8/21 at 10:00 pm but when I went on the dashboard it just said, “Schedule Missed” and nothing else. Sorry.) Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22312 – 795: Here’s the haps: So, I am on the mend and feeling pretty not-too-awful. I was able to…
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Thank You For Visiting Me. Goodnight.
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22307 – 791: Here’s the haps: I went and got the glasses fixed today. They’ve really made a big difference, I found out. My wife describes it as someone taking a dirty, warped windowpane out and putting in a clean, clear new one. Her eyes are far worse…
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Please Don’t Eat The Daisies and Please Don’t Buy The Roses – A Flowery Fiendish Conspiracy (Just In Time To Save Valentine’s Day)
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22289 – 786: Here’s the haps: Dearly Beloved Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foundlings and Fortunate (or Un) Creatures who may have stumbled up this blog, Greetings! Salutations! Hi there! Apologies for not getting here sooner. If I don’t have the commitment to write every day, this is what…
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Dear Telephone Solicitor Wanting Business With Me, No, My Call Is NOT Important To You Or You’d Answer The Phone OR Don’t Call Us, Child, We’ll Call You
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22275 – 784: Here’s the haps: I am old-fashioned about a lot of things. We live in a society today of rudeness and telephones are one of the worst places for lacking manners. And it isn’t just that people have no sense of decency or privacy and…
