Author: Herb
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Please Allow Me To Repeat Myself All Over Again Repetitively
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22314 – 797: Here’s the haps: I know I only posted this in July of last year but I wanted to repeat it over again. I hope you don’t mind my re-posting this one. Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22089-659: Hello. Hi there. I’m from the bureau of repetitive redundancies…
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I Sold That Ugly Suit In The Window
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22313 – 796: Here’s the haps: When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.“Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that…
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Feelin’ A Lot Better But Not Quite Feelin’ Groovy – Throw It Back Thursday On A Mudgeonly Monday
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(This post was scheduled for this Herbdate for 3/8/21 at 10:00 pm but when I went on the dashboard it just said, “Schedule Missed” and nothing else. Sorry.) Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22312 – 795: Here’s the haps: So, I am on the mend and feeling pretty not-too-awful. I was able to…
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Feeling Icky Again
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22310 – 794: Here’s the haps: Sorry, folks, but there’s nothing to see here, this time around. I am sick with what I will call, in an effort to be genteel, a stomach bug. I have spent the day subsisting on nothing else besides saltine crackers (dry, no…
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Please Read or Re-Read Fahrenheit 451 (please)
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22308 – 792: Here’s the haps: Sixteen years ago I wrote a post called, “Which Books Should Be Banned?” In that post I described the processes that should be undertaken if a particular book is considered offensive. Now, I read where Dr. Seuss’s publishing company, which is owned…
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Thank You For Visiting Me. Goodnight.
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22307 – 791: Here’s the haps: I went and got the glasses fixed today. They’ve really made a big difference, I found out. My wife describes it as someone taking a dirty, warped windowpane out and putting in a clean, clear new one. Her eyes are far worse…
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I Had A Screw Loose But It’s Gone Completely Now
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Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22306 – 790: Here’s the haps: Sometimes the littlest things can be the most annoying. The grain of sand in your shoe or your sock slides down into your shoe or you go to the store and get home only to realize that the one thing you needed…
