Author: Herb

  • All The News On The Haps With Herb – Well, Most Of The News – Well, Some Of The News – And A Cool Thing That Happened Today

    All The News On The Haps With Herb – Well, Most Of The News – Well, Some Of The News – And A Cool Thing That Happened Today

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22303 – 787: Here’s the haps: I have been in a slump and kind of a funk of late and besides not posting on the blog here I have been remiss in making my usual rounds of visiting other blogs. I’m trying to fix that by going…

  • Please Don’t Eat The Daisies and Please Don’t Buy The Roses – A Flowery Fiendish Conspiracy (Just In Time To Save Valentine’s Day)

    Please Don’t Eat The Daisies and Please Don’t Buy The Roses – A Flowery Fiendish Conspiracy (Just In Time To Save Valentine’s Day)

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22289 – 786: Here’s the haps: Dearly Beloved Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foundlings and Fortunate (or Un) Creatures who may have stumbled up this blog, Greetings! Salutations! Hi there! Apologies for not getting here sooner. If I don’t have the commitment to write every day, this is what…

  • The Sixty-Plus Club!

    The Sixty-Plus Club!

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22282 – 785: Here’s the haps: Yes, today I turned 61 and so now I am officially “over-sixty.” Kids and grandkids and my younger sister came to greet me and wish me well with pizza, cake, ice cream, and cards. It was really nice. Everyone laughed at…

  • Dear Telephone Solicitor Wanting Business With Me, No, My Call Is NOT Important To You Or You’d Answer The Phone OR Don’t Call Us, Child, We’ll Call You

    Dear Telephone Solicitor Wanting Business With Me, No, My Call Is NOT Important To You Or You’d Answer The Phone OR Don’t Call Us, Child, We’ll Call You

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22275 – 784: Here’s the haps: I am old-fashioned about a lot of things. We live in a society today of rudeness and telephones are one of the worst places for lacking manners. And it isn’t just that people have no sense of decency or privacy and…

  • iSick

    iSick

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22273 – 783: Here’s the haps: Dear Fans, Friends, Fiends, Foes, Foundlings, Fashionistas, and Escaped Laboratory Rats, Greetings, salutations and hi there. I have been feeling puny these last few days and got a test for Covid, which turned out to be positive. Thankfully I haven’t had…

  • Art Vegan – Health Inspector

    Art Vegan – Health Inspector

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22266 – 782: Here’s the haps: “Not again!” Art Vegan was really, really annoyed. His job as health inspector left so much room for jokes on his name that he was very touchy about it. “Hey, Art! What do Vegan zombies eat? GRAAIIINNNSSS!!!” “Hey, Art! Can I…

  • Horrors!  I Almost Forgot Whose Birthday It Is Today!

    Horrors! I Almost Forgot Whose Birthday It Is Today!

    Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22264 – 781: Here’s the haps: A lot of long-time followers and some others will know that I love to read. I have a varied, sometimes eclectic taste in reading. The fact that I have just finished a book in the horror genre may surprise a few,…

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