A Quick Rerun on NaBloPoMo #5

A Quick Rerun on NaBloPoMo #5

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 23284 – 1169

Here’s the haps:

A quick and easy one from the archives. When I read it again, I laughed again so hopefully you will get a smile today, too.


Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a poem, they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight
people to collect all the money!”


Comments

6 responses to “A Quick Rerun on NaBloPoMo #5”

  1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    Love the last one!! 🤣😎🙃

    1. Herb Avatar

      😁

  2. Jacqui Murray Avatar

    Uh oh…

    1. Herb Avatar

      😁

  3. J P Avatar

    I had never noticed how the word “cleanliness” is one letter substitution away from “clean linens”.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Hmmm…

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