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Throw It Back Thursday – Useful Conversion Chart

Throw It Back Thursday – Useful Conversion Chart

Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22930 – 1018

Here’s the haps:

Sometimes you have to make conversions in a hurry and a little chart showing, for example, how many ounces in a cup to how many cups in a pint and that sort of thing can be very useful, like these:

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line.

453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

1 million microphones: 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds

10 cards: 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

10 rations: 1 decoration

100 rations: 1 C-ration

2 monograms: 1 diagram

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

100 Senators: Not 1 decision

Comments

15 responses to “Throw It Back Thursday – Useful Conversion Chart”

  1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    This is great. It reminds me of something I said years ago “I heard that the population growth was causing the earth to move closer to the Dog Star. Yep People are taking the world too Sirius” 🤣😎🙃

    1. Herb Avatar

      🤣😂🤣😂These comments are going to the dogs.

      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

        They certainly are ruff 🤣😎🙃

  2. Amber Avatar
    Amber

    You lost me after the first ridiculous comment…..

    1. Herb Avatar

      Bwahahahahaha!

  3. Ana Daksina Avatar

    I’m not sure which of these puns is the very, very, VERY worst, but I’ll have a wonderful time reading them over to make sure… 🤣

    1. Herb Avatar

      🤣😂🤣😂Thanks!

      1. Ana Daksina Avatar

        I still can’t EVEN decide! I’ll let you know if I ever narrow it down to three finalists ..😆

  4. colinmcqueen Avatar

    Brilliant! 😂

  5. kagould17 Avatar

    Thanks for the daily pun-ishment Herb. Hope all is well. Allan

    1. Herb Avatar

      You’re welcome. Yes, all is well.

  6. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    Are you talking front yardsticks or back yardsticks?

    1. Herb Avatar

      🤣😂Sideyard

  7. J P Avatar

    I once read that the torque generated by a cop walking a beat is measured in foot pounds.

    1. Herb Avatar

      😂Good addition.

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