Herb’s Blog, Herbdate 22580 – 893
Here’s the haps:
There are a lot of things going on in life at the moment that are very distracting. As I get permission I will likely share some with you. I have been enjoying meeting everyone here and I am becoming addicted to the little “You are on such and such a day streak” buttons, too. Since it’s Thursday and I used to have a habit of doing something pun and interesting on Thursdays and calling it “Throw It Back Thursday” I thought I would dig in the archives for a little humor. What‽ I heard that! Who said, “Very little, Herb‽” Well! Anyway, a few fossils I have resurrected for your perusing pleasure follow.
Oh, what happened when I adopted a cross between a werewolf and the Loch Ness Monster? Well, let’s just say I’m trying to raise a were-ness.
The CEO of Ikea was recently elected prime minister of Sweden.
What’s he doing now?
He’s still assembling his cabinet.
I can’t remember how to write the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500.
I M LIVID
There were only two podiatrists in our small town and they just could not get along. They were arch-rivals.
My dad can lick your dad!
Big deal. So can my mom.
And finally, beware of the English language:
Husband: What’s wrong, dear?
Wife: What makes you think something’s wrong?
Husband: Your sighs
Comments
22 responses to “Throw It Back Thursday: I Adopted A Cross Between A Werewolf And The Loch Ness Monster…”
All fresh ones for me.😎
Glad to hear it.
My favorites are I M LIVID & My Mom can lick your Dad too 😉😂
lol!
I think I have a replica of that Cabinet!😄
I’m still working on mine, too. 😆
some classics there, thanks for sharing. they all got a laugh from me. the last one took me a second or two… 🙂
I always wind up digging a worse hole for myself, lol.
as long as you’re not stuck in that hole for too long 🙂
When in doubt keep digging.
There’s nothing else to do in some cases.
I’m feeling kind of stupid. I don’t understand what’s funny in the last one. Sigh.
The husband said, “your sighs” and she heard, “your size.” He dug himself a hole he couldn’t get out of.
Oh my
Oh your!
Herb Hrerb Herb I smelled a couple of those from here. They are so bad they were great.
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Saturday laughter is the best
Well, I tried to warn…No, I didn’t. Hahahahaha!
Thanks for the laughs 🤣😂🤣
I had a good laugh! Thanks for a light hearted moment.
Yay!
Loved the IKEA joke. No matter how carefully he chooses, he will surely end up with a couple of leftover nuts.
Such is the way with politics…😆