It Tastes Just Like Chicken!

It Tastes Just Like Chicken!

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The toddler wanted to have dinosaur meat for lunch. Since getting fresh dinosaur meat is such a process and I had to get ready for work, I decided to cop out and go to the grocery store and get some. The employee was very helpful and showed me several varieties. I took the package with the whole grain breading on assorted T-Rex, Brontosaur, and Stegosaur cutlets. You know how people are always saying this or that tastes like chicken? Well, surprisingly this dinosaur meat tasted like chicken.

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21 responses to “It Tastes Just Like Chicken!”

  1. Geoff Stamper Avatar

    That is hysterical. Good job going the extra mile. That story will flourish in family lore.

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol, thanks. People seem to say that about a lot of things, though, don’t they? “I’ve never had frog legs, what do they taste like?” “Tastes like chicken.”

  2. Petra Avatar

    You know what, when I had a crocodile burger in Australia it actually did taste like a weird, slimy slightly spicy chicken. Dinosaurs can’t be far off then

    1. Herb Avatar

      😂That cracked me up because I have heard that and now I have a witness.

  3. kagould17 Avatar

    Likely a better choice than the cavemen asking for chicken and then saying Hmmm, Tastes like Dinosaur” Good one Herb. Allan

    1. Herb Avatar

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  4. haoyando Avatar

    “assorted T-Rex, Brontosaur, and Stegosaur cutlets”. LOL That’s funny. I once went with a friend to Rutgers University campus to taste their crocodile sandwich, but it doesn’t taste that good. Too stringy almost like eating a waist belt. LOL.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Hahahahaha! Maybe it was one tough old rooster!

  5. dumbestblogger Avatar

    Fascinating.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Quite.

  6. Amber Avatar
    Amber

    Ahh dinosaur meat…. Yay!

    1. Herb Avatar

      Yummy to da tummy.

  7. AJMcGregor Avatar

    I always thought it was a case of chicken tasting like dinosaur. 😊

    1. Herb Avatar

      I must have gotten that wrong, lol.

  8. Jacqui Murray Avatar

    Did he catch on? Hmm.. You are a clever granddad.

    1. Herb Avatar

      Oh, they all know about them but it’s still fun to use our imagination.

  9. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

    My grand father used to talk about huinting the dinosaurs. We all believed him hor a while. Now you know how I turned out the way I did. Here’s hoping yours are smarter
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    1. Herb Avatar

      Oh, that’s great stuff. I might swipe it.

      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar

        Use it in good health

  10. J P Avatar

    The last time I saw some in the store it was about 5,000 years past its sell-by date.

    1. Herb Avatar

      lol. Yeah, not necessarily a good idea.

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