Hang Up And Drive

Okay, so I learned it was rude to type in ALL CAPS back when we learned how to type on a typewriter.  It is considered the same as shouting.  Using red ink in letter writing was at one time the most insulting breach of etiquette.  I have known this and it is with full knowledge of this fact That I dedicate this post to

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 the 3 people making U-Turns, 4 people making left turns, and 7 people drifting into my lane of traffic.  A simple message to you all.  Oh and click the 30 second video clip at the end.

THROW THAT STUPID PHONE OUT OF THE WINDOW!  NOW!  IT IS NOT, NOT, NOT POSSIBLE TO TEXT AND DRIVE OR TALK AND DRIVE LET ALONE TEXT AND TALK AND ADJUST YOUR CD PLAYER WHILE EATING A MESSY HAMBURGER!  YOU ARE BEING A NUISANCE AND A MENACE TO SOCIETY SO KNOCK IT OFF!!!!

Ummm…when you drive all day long and see people using phones you understand why some people would support banning them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wiynpfp7RU

Herb “HANG UP AND DRIVE” Thiel

Comments

4 responses to “Hang Up And Drive”

  1. pendantry Avatar

    There’s another reason to avoid red text: those with certain types of colour blindness may see it as brown, or even black. So if you have an important message to put across — they won’t appreciate it in the way you think they will.

    ?RandomRaiders! feedback:
    The YouTube clip at the end of the post is unavailable :/

    1. Herb Avatar

      Interesting about the red. I can’t even remember what Youtube clip it was, lol.

      1. pendantry Avatar

        It’s a common problem. Recently, I’ve started putting captions on the clips to give me a hint should they vanish in future.

        1. Herb Avatar

          That’s a good idea, lol.

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